KINGS OF LEON...GETS OUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH! (who are we kidding, we don't wear panties!)

We're really gonna need all our PRIMO Rockstar Dolls to step up, espesh if you've been under a Fragal Rock or sippin' on some watered-down bullshit laced with "country" "rap" "trance" or whatever the hell Whitney had wrapped up in those $1000 blunts while she listened to "gospel" and talked to God. The time is NOW - for her too (eh), but today's sermon was prepared especially for YOU! Now, we're not judging... we don't really care if you spent your summer sunnin' in the Hamptons, St. Tropez, or on the stoop with our crazy Aunt Sheila, Uncle Pooky and Play-Cousin Ray-Ray...

The MESSAGE in today's bottle is Simple:
Hold our Hand & Rock with one of the
DOPEST MUSIC-MAGICIANS of the YEAR!

KINGS OF LEON is serving up the most visceral ride through a song that we've experienced in for-effn-ever! - we mean even longer than Aunt Sheila's been on that magic carpet ride through her Star Trek mind. But we braced ourselves early '09, held on tight for the ridiculous wickedness, and've been soul fully head-bangin' with them something MAY-JAH ever since. Sick single, USE SOMEBODY, was even the sountrack to our summer's most hypnotic kiss! We felt it in our toes!